Everyone likes surprises. For example flowers when it is not your birthday, or when your mother makes your favorite dessert. Surprises are a good thing... Usually. Unless it is 4 a.m. in the morning after a party at your house and you awake needing to use the bathroom to find a surprise on the floor. Im not talking about a hot abercrombie model of a man passed out or a $100 dollar bill. Im talking about the one thing that inspired the infmaous mexican song of all time that we all know and love ( the song that is). Cucaraccha! Thats right COCKROACHES! Much to my surprise at 4 a.m i saw what appeared to be something the size of enrique iglesias's mole crawling about full of life on the bathroom floor to which i shrieked outloud and awoke one of our friends from his drunken stupor. Within seconds i was greeted by grungy Spanish man coming to my rescue. ( i would have preferred a fabio like character but we can't be picky here ) At this moment i jumped towards him as the thing twirled and hurled itself with life on the blue tiel floor of our bathroom. I ran to the kitchen grabbed my yellow gloves and broom ready to swat the life out of this night dancer. Fully armored and in a matter of seconds i returned prepared for a fierce battle to which i found conviently smooshed on the underside of my rescureres 120 euro corte ingles boots. Upon seeing my superhero outfit he broke out laughing as we sat there laughing on the floor hysterically to which awoke the entire house to see our spectacle. Me in my pajamas, rain boots, gloves and broom, he with his pants and smooshed yellow victory on his leather boots.
Welcome to Spain everybody.
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Worldly Woman
Song of the Day
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Too effen funny! What, no swimming goggles, fire extinguisher or garden hose available? Like a scene from Men in Black...without the space ship. Countdown to sseing you.....can't wait. Till then..
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Much preferred to a bedbug-ridden night in the mountains of Azerbaijan only to awakes to a moth the size of your fist nibbling away at your neck.
ReplyDeletePassed out Abercrombie model? I knew you liked them young and submissive, but whoa damn!